Is there anything about your work that makes you sad? And by sad I mean homicidal?
little babby celeste asked:
I am sitting here printing out coloring book pages for my boss’ kid.
I am sitting here printing out coloring book pages for my boss’ kid.
Kill me now.
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June 21st, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Only that I have to be here for 8 hours….could get this done in 3
June 24th, 2008 at 5:13 am
Yes a co-worker with a mickey mouse voice that makes me just want to rip her tongue out
June 24th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
hi, i’m oly and i like to do drawings. oly out.
June 25th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Uh Gee…let me think…I DRIVE A SCHOOL BUS!!!
Edit: I got brave this year and now I drive for 3 schools. 2 middle schools and 1 elementary.
Yes, Yahoo I did leave the caps lock on. I was shouting.
Thank you for your concern. Now F off
June 26th, 2008 at 12:00 am
I am sitting here listening to the lameazz salesdouche talk about the same things…over, and over, and over, and over again…and then he comes up with a southern accent just out of the fckn blue…he’s from Lake Frickin Forrest Illinois for Gods sake!
June 27th, 2008 at 1:59 am
i cant kill till you shag me cutie.
would you be my mommy?
or would you just molest me?
either way, I’ll be happy.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
The tedium.
Ooh, can you make me a copy?
June 28th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
seems like my boss gives me all kinds of that useless crap around now. I just keep telling myself “Its almost Christmas time. Its almost Christmas time.” Christmas time = bonus
June 29th, 2008 at 3:49 am
My assistant insists on wearing pants…I hate pants.
July 1st, 2008 at 8:06 pm
yea…they keep telling me i’m not allowed to get my freak on in the bathroom…
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:36 pm
What is it bring your pet to work day?
July 5th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
oh yeah they want someone to fold the towels in the washing machine. the woman who usually does can’t. so of course, they think the only other woman in the office will do it. of course, i would rather be fired then to “housework” for these women hating pigfaces. thanks, it feels good to vent.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
When work feels overwhelming, just remember that you’re going to die some day
July 8th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Only the patients and the phone.
July 9th, 2008 at 1:35 am
People. Just people.